I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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