love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
