worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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