everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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