the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
