She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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