Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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