I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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