i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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