Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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