that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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