What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize