i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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