her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize