either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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