I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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