I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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