"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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