Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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