You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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