Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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