That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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