And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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