just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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