Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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