Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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