so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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