You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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