his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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