Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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