Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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