Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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