I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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