yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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