My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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