Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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