How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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