Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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