North Korea, Best Korea!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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