Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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