Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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