i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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