i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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