so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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