I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize