I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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