just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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