Jerry, you need to find god
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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