She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She told me I should be a condom model.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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