Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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