Me. At least after what I've been through.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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