you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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