I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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