I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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