are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You can't special order awesome
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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