As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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